25 comments on “Fernando Alonso, Sebastian Vettel, Monaco, 2011”

  1. Dhaval Panchal
    29th May 2011, 21:40

    “Thank god for the safety car eh?”

  2. Vettel: man, Lewis will be throwing his toys out the pram after that…
    Alonso: yeah dude, he makes me look good….

  3. You saw Lewis? I read on twitter that he Was in a destruction derby today ….

  4. Vett: Shall we spay the Champagne on the Royal Family? and Carlota???
    Alo: No, better no, they will not accept you as resident and yow’ll not be able to save taxes…

  5. Vettel: My car was beautiful
    Alonso *whispers*: mines a truck…
    Vettel: And Hamilton thought he would be here this weekend trying to take the title
    Alonso: He couldn’t even beat our number 2 drivers!
    Vettel: at mclaren he managed to beat you though!
    *tumbleweed*

  6. john pemberton
    29th May 2011, 21:47

    Alonso ‘ my thongs have moved’ Vettel ‘ yeah, mine too’

  7. Vettel: Where’s the Champagne? I wanna get krunked tonight!
    Alonso: Not sure, can I join your pool party later though?

  8. YouichiHophop
    29th May 2011, 21:56

    Lets do the time walk again !

  9. Now, just drop the right hip and you never know who might come running….

  10. Alonso: I dare you to spray champagne in one of the soldiers face…

    1. LOL… best one so far

  11. Alonso: Dude, talk about a well timed red flag huh?
    Vettel: Pff! tell me about it, I was planning on finishing the race over the rims alone

  12. supernicebob
    29th May 2011, 22:11

    “Lucky for us that Lewis wasn’t trying to overtake us today…”

    1. God I try to defend Lewis all yesterday, but this one is nonetheless hilarious :D

  13. V: this is how you do a two handled tea pot

  14. Alonso: Guess what, Lewis is the official crash kid now. Vettel: And the official whiner.

  15. Elliot Horwood
    29th May 2011, 22:45

    D’ya think they forgot the Champayne Seb?

    1. Elliot Horwood
      29th May 2011, 22:46

      Seb: I heard Lewis drank them before the race

  16. Alonso: Eh Seb, when’s a your dolmio day?

  17. Alonso: Don’t you know you are supposed to pull over for me when I am behind you. That is why I am always waving my hands around like an idiot whenever doesn’t let me pass. Don’t you know it is my God Given right to win every race?

    Vettel: Not this year (smile).

  18. ALO: why did you get two kisses from the girls and i did’nt? Is it because i’m Spanish?
    VET: yeah, and I was expecting a French kiss. Want to go to the stewards office?

  19. Alonso : “Fernando is. Faster. Than. You, I repeat : Fernando is. Faster. Than. You. Didn’t you get the message?”

  20. Alonso: “So, about that other seat next season……”
    ========
    Alonso: “So Seb, how long does your KERS last when you press the button?”

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